10 Things More Likely To Happen Than Winning the Mega Millions

newsweek:

1. Death by Vending Machine

2. Dying in an Airline-Related Terrorist Attack

3. Having Identical Quadruplets

4. Becoming President

5. Dying From Bee, Hornet, or Wasp Stings

6. Dying From Being Left-Handed

7. Becoming a Movie Star

8. Dying in a Plane Crash

9. Death by Flesh-Eating Bacteria

10. Getting Struck by Lightning

And yet, we keep buying tickets.

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